Noise
It's the school holidays and i had my two nephews staying all last week, we went fishing and pig hunting in between the rain, lots of fish, but no pigs, no pigs for a while now in-fact.
I find a few days with children the best contraceptive I can buy, puts me of sex for any amount of weeks, I have never been that keen on having children myself, to start with I am a man and it's biologically impossible, also I cant see the point in spending thousands of hard earned dollars and 20 years of my life raising someone so I no longer have to mow the lawn! yes thats right because as you know I don't have a bloody lawn.
They where at it again today the crazy crass cutters, they arrive on holiday and the first thing they do is mow the figging lawn, maybe it's just to quiet here for a lot of people and without constant noise the demons start to whisper in there ear's, 'why mow the lawn it will only grow back again, you should be sitting back with a beer in your hand taking shit with your friends, instead you are cutting that evil grass again you fool. The grass-cutter nutters only stay about a week, as it's just to quiet and that dam weed won't grow fast enough, they have to get back to the city and work to pay for that private schooling for there future lawn mower pusher, but before they go, yes you guessed it the morons just give the evil weed a quick going over, couldn't have that crass getting long now could we what would the neighbors think, well you know what this neighbor thinks.
I find a few days with children the best contraceptive I can buy, puts me of sex for any amount of weeks, I have never been that keen on having children myself, to start with I am a man and it's biologically impossible, also I cant see the point in spending thousands of hard earned dollars and 20 years of my life raising someone so I no longer have to mow the lawn! yes thats right because as you know I don't have a bloody lawn.
They where at it again today the crazy crass cutters, they arrive on holiday and the first thing they do is mow the figging lawn, maybe it's just to quiet here for a lot of people and without constant noise the demons start to whisper in there ear's, 'why mow the lawn it will only grow back again, you should be sitting back with a beer in your hand taking shit with your friends, instead you are cutting that evil grass again you fool. The grass-cutter nutters only stay about a week, as it's just to quiet and that dam weed won't grow fast enough, they have to get back to the city and work to pay for that private schooling for there future lawn mower pusher, but before they go, yes you guessed it the morons just give the evil weed a quick going over, couldn't have that crass getting long now could we what would the neighbors think, well you know what this neighbor thinks.
