It seems like a race at times doesn't it, the race to consume, consume more than anyone else , time to take a look around you suckers at all the worthless shit you have accumulated that has been sucked out of the earth just for you to take to the dump with your empty sad life's. Sad isn't it how we measure our life's on how much we have eaten, drunk, driven, burt, won, made  or just thrown away in a day. 'what a sad race we really are!'

This morning I came across a terrible crime down at the Pines. The Pines by the way is the settlement just along from where I live it's like the town for me these days, about eight people live there, 1 cat, 4 chooks and about 11 dogs. Now back to the crime 'inspector Burgoyne' was on the seen early and after hours of making inquires around the Pines he has a list of suspects. Oh thats right the crime; someone or some thing nailed the girls silver beat as you can see, a heinous cold blooded crime. I have compiled a list of suspects. The Logue gang. Brin,Glen,&? Logue Martini lucky Lu The Red Comb Gang. I will leave it up to you lot to be the jury. Please post your vote, they all look innocent to me!

Inspector Burgoyne has left no stone unturned or bottle unopened during this investigation, after keeping the garden under surveillance for many days.... This morning I had a huge breakthrough! Looks like chicken for xmas dinner at the girls this year. I now have the crime seen secure and will be expecting a nice bit of thigh or breast this xmas.

Looks like those Chooks have gone on a last minute crime spree with the sprayer, either that or the sun has been shining only in one spot at the pines, 'Climate change'? My guess though is one of the "Grass Cutter Nutters" has been completely pushed over the edge after seeing the Grass in-front of the girls place getting a bit long, after laying awake for several nights having nightmares about the evil weed taking over it all became to much for them , just another example of the power of the Evil weed. Inspector Burgoyne will be interviewing the usual suspects and his guess is someone will be shaken and not stirred this Xmas at the Pines!