I resonantly had some friends staying for the weekend, yes I do have at-least two friends I usually rent them by the hour as it works out cheaper for everybody in the long run. Anyway the male of this pair swears he heard Kiwi's calling in the night while staying at the Lodge, now this male lets call him Pete well he didn't come down in the last shower in-fact he is so smart his wife goes to work while he stays home all day keeping house, now I here all you girls crying that's hard work staying home all day talking on the phone! well girls I call bullshit, so when Pete says he heard Kiwi's calling in the night I had to investigate. I was a bit skeptical him being a ozzy but a smart ozzy as I have mentioned.  Well inspector Burgoyne was called into investigate after having no luck finding which of the 'grass cutter nutters' sprayed the girls front garden, that case is still open but his confidence was a little shaken! Well I hadn't given the Kiwi's anoth...