Yes Auckland's new nick name. I heard a piece on the radio this morning about the amount of Cow Shit that flows into Auckland water supply each day and it suddenly dawned on me maybe thats way they call them Jaffa's, because there going brown on the inside , then someone said no it's because they are generally full of it.

The busy people. You know the ones, sorry too busy to talk, (not that I give a F... or want to talk) but too busy to talk? how do these people communicate sign language , have you ever tried it, probably not as they are to busy aren't they, busy busy busy busy they make me want to throw up these busy people. It has crossed my mind that if they just slowed down for a second they might end up in a straight jacket and they know it don't they, if they just keep busy then they can put off having to deal with whatever they are too busy to deal with, now don't get me wrong I like these people, they don't want to talk to me, great, thats just fine after meeting thousands of them I can't recommend any of them to you, there all to busy anyway.

Funny how people say "Rod, you would have been a great dad" or "You are great with kids". This is normally said by one's mother who, like all mothers (!), she thinks the sun shines out your ass and would like nothing better than to see you slaving 24 hours a day to feed and house some of your devil's spawn. The evil mothers - they are responsible for most of the world's problems believe me. My mother is great and I love her. Yes I said it, I love my mother. Not that I have any idea what love means. Luckily my mother has a sense of humor (and after having four children who wouldn't have a facken sense of something. like time to get on the pill for Christ's sake). The way I see things the mother's selfish genes drive the whole show, and I mean the whole show. I have been called selfish for not wanting to have children. This is completely ass backwards logic in my mind. I know it is our selfish genes that drive us to reproduce and th...