Kids


Funny how people say "Rod, you would have been a great dad" or "You are great with kids". This is normally said by one's mother who, like all
mothers (!), she thinks the sun shines out your ass and would like nothing
better than to see you slaving 24 hours a day to feed and house some of your devil's spawn.
The evil mothers - they are responsible for most of the world's problems
believe me.

My mother is great and I love her. Yes I said it, I love my mother.
Not that I have any idea what love means. Luckily my mother has a sense of humor (and after having four children who wouldn't have a facken sense of something. like time to get on the pill for Christ's sake).

The way I see things the mother's selfish genes drive the whole show, and I mean the whole show. I have been called selfish for not wanting to have
children. This is completely ass backwards logic in my mind. I know it is
our selfish genes that drive us to reproduce and then when the big mother
finger is being pointed at me "you selfish prick" and I'm thinking "All I
have done is keep my prick in my trousers and now I am a selfish prick?"
Mothers don't like selfish pricks, they don't like you waving it about in
public either. But watch out - their genes are begging for a show behind
closed doors. It won't cost you much, just your shirt and a life time of
obedience. A small price to pay my friends.

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