Born to rule.  I have resently had the displeasure of sitting in front of the idiot box (TV) with friends watching the News. There isn't a night goes by when I haven't had to endure something about the newly wed Royals, I forget there names , the balding one with the bulimic stick insect wife, you know the two. Calling me an anti Royalist would be putting it mildly, as I have said before, I wouldn't let either of these two smell my shit for free. On a couple of occasions recently, I have had to speck up while enduring a news items on these two parasites, basically saying 'what the hell are we wasting electricity watching these two for', while laughing at their antics, and to my surprise I find woman jumping to there defense. These two do nothing useful, except sell the "Tories" and the "Rights" happy ever after myth. Key has been falling over these two in his greenstone suit, he knows that a lot of women will suffer a bit longer waiting for...