Doing the Penguin I was cold and wet, due to the bush I'd just spent a few hours walking through, being soaked from a couple of days rain. Ming my main dog was around 200 m away down the hill. Lu, Puk and Jude were with me tied to some trees, as I prepared to take a dump, break one off, lighten the load as they say, I'd stripped a few Rangiora leaves to use as toilet paper, now having spent a bit of time in Rangiora years ago, I'd come to the conclusion once in Rangiora you can't wait to get out, and once out, you'd never want to go back. So wiping your ass with Rangiora seems a fitting use …….. Anyway I was all set, with a couple of big rocks to cover the job, I propped the gun against a nearby tree, and dropped the shorts, now on with the business, I heard some noise coming up the hill, Ming coming back most likely, then two hinds came into view stopping right in front of me, "you've got to be bloody joking", I thought, shorts around my a...